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Did I ever tell you about the time I was stranded on an island with Danni Ashe?

dallysdillons: Matt Dillon as ‘Richie White’ in Over The Edge “Did I ever tell you about the time I broke into a bike shop?”

I was sleeping but stomach pains woke me up. And then I see one of my fav storyboarders have made art of my fav gems as characters from a fav Disney movie….I’mso glad it exists

cdentity:Did I ever tell you about the time I dressed up in satin&lace, rode a fat dildo, got a big happy erection, then had a shuddering girl orgasm from the penetration? I did? Oh, right, because it happens all the time!

bestvideonline: FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER this girl thinks the earth is flat and that gravity doesnt exist. uhhh… tell her that bestvideonline is sending you and maybe she’ll make a video about me (like she did lots of times about Reaction Time)

nightmare-pegasi: number-one-chiquita-dave: calibrate: number-one-chiquita-dave: Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll Please explain

zoetropez: Did I ever tell you all about the time I had a dream that Sapphire owned a YouTube channel that was just her playing horror games and she’d say ‘jumpscare’ 2 seconds before a jumpscare would occur and even then she wouldn’t react.

nightmare-pegasi: number-one-chiquita-dave: calibrate: number-one-chiquita-dave: Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll Please explain

nightmare-pegasi: number-one-chiquita-dave: calibrate: number-one-chiquita-dave: Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll Please explain

yay4hamlet: yay4hamlet: Did I ever tell you all about the time a kid in my high school literally pretended to drink a thing of Windex so the teachers would panic and send him to the hospital and he wouldn’t have to take the test Alrighty here is the

cautioncat: applebeansokay: did i ever tell you about this Land Before Time MMO that was in the works just a few years ago? i’m still really sad that this project was cancelled.. devastated in fact But it’s so horrifying…

spectralpony: Did I ever tell you about the time I went to have coffee in the art museum? The cafe was closed, but I was able to find a nice cup in one of the oil paintings. *nod nod* Cookies too! HNNNNG <3

miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”

nightmare-pegasi: number-one-chiquita-dave: calibrate: number-one-chiquita-dave: Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll Please explain

colonel-bastard: mangocianamarch: alanrickmandaily: nightclubflunkie: Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was a horrible little fan girl when I saw Alan Rickman in a cafe in New York City? Bless this post. HIS FACE OMG #a surreptitious picture

uglynb: redacted-metallum: redacted-metallum: Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re

everyonelovesrobots: Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the very first version of Mr. Potato Head

sherkeys: sherkeys: did I ever tell you about the time I found transformers porn with like optimus prime and metatron getting jiggy with it here you go

nightmare-pegasi: number-one-chiquita-dave: calibrate: number-one-chiquita-dave: Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll Please explain

missvoltairine: did I ever tell you guys about the time my (lesbian) mom went to a conference on mothering and there was a straight woman there who presented a paper about how her and her cishet husband were “queering parenting” by using cell phones

nightmare-pegasi: number-one-chiquita-dave: calibrate: number-one-chiquita-dave: Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll Please explain

gallusrostromegalus: mylordshesacactus: mylordshesacactus: mylordshesacactus: did I ever tell y’all about the time my dad’s friend got near-fatally stabbed by a deer I worry that you may look at this and picture my dad’s friend being gored by

failingsuperhero: Did I ever tell y’all about the time I won an amateur drag competition with my rendition of Beyonce “why don’t you love me”. That is my song

applebeansokay: did i ever tell you about this Land Before Time MMO that was in the works just a few years ago? i’m still really sad that this project was cancelled.. devastated in fact

miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”

acciojkrowling: fuckyouimawizardcop: GUYS DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME THAT JK ROWLING WALKED UP TO ME WHILE I WAS READING ORDER OF THE PHOENIX AND SHE ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT AND I SAID IT WAS THE BEST BOOK I HAD EVER READ BECAUSE JK ROWLING

colonel-bastard: mangocianamarch: nightclubflunkie: Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was a horrible little fan girl when I saw Alan Rickman in a cafe in New York City? HIS FACE OMG #a surreptitious picture of me eh #i see you there #10 points

nightmare-pegasi: number-one-chiquita-dave: calibrate: number-one-chiquita-dave: Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll Please explain

naranjie: underthesamestar: youwhohidebehindyoursmile: nezumi-kun: apocalii2p: did I ever tell you guys about the time my dad cosplayed shion cosplaying nezumi your father is amazing OH MY GOD awesome dad

miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”

sixpenceee: did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful? and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would

redacted-metallum: redacted-metallum: Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re straight”

anotherrandomguy81: gently-dreaming: Did I ever tell you about the time I got kicked out of McDonalds? She wanted the McSausage.

miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”

thanksfortypingthis: sexybritishllama: kiakiteru: sexybritishllama: did i ever tell you guys about that time my uncle woke up on a different side of the bed than he normally slept on so he called my mum on skype at 4 in the morning because he thought

zoetropez:Did I ever tell you all about the time I had a dream that Sapphire owned a YouTube channel that was just her playing horror games and she’d say ‘jumpscare’ 2 seconds before a jumpscare would occur and even then she wouldn’t react.

miseraboolia: did i ever tell you guys about the time i asked the waiter at pei wei for a couple fortune cookies and he grabbed two handfuls and ran over and shoved them in my bag and whispered “RUN”

did I ever tell you guys about the time my parents gave me an intervention because they found some catnip and thought it was pot

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